Take a trip with me in the time machine - way back to the beginning where you'll find me sodomizing Suzy Dana in seamed stockings in one of my very first scenes. When I first came to California to find fame and fortune in the jizz biz, I only intended to direct my movies. But when I had wood problems with a guy on the set, I had to take matters in hand with my own rod. And the rest, they say, is cinema history. This is the Director's Cut from the original camera tapes.
